"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/09/2017 at 21:17 • Filed to: None
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"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/09/2017 at 21:17 • Filed to: None | 1
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But one of them is that I will outlive Shane McGowan. It seemed like a low bar when I first made that vow, but I keep having birthdays and he keeps inexplicably staying alive.
Like, who the fuck listened to Fairytale of New York and said “yeah, of those two, Kirsty MacColl is going to be the one who dies tragically young.”
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Honeybunchesofgoats
05/09/2017 at 21:18 |
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I don’t know who that is who walked into the mirror, but he’s my soulmate.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Honeybunchesofgoats
05/09/2017 at 21:30 |
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I used to sing Poor Paddy Works on the Railway in my cubical. Sometimes I was even sober.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Honeybunchesofgoats
05/09/2017 at 21:35 |
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Shane taught me that it’s okay to slur lyrics when you’re drunk and I have used that lesson many times in bars.
Gamecat235
> Honeybunchesofgoats
05/09/2017 at 21:46 |
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I’m pretty sure that everyone who was in on the pool for when Shane was supposed to die has already lost their money. At this point I think he might just be immortal.
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> Honeybunchesofgoats
05/09/2017 at 22:13 |
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Shane has taught me you can always buy new teeth
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Gamecat235
05/09/2017 at 22:20 |
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I believe that.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
05/09/2017 at 22:23 |
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I had a hard time accepting Shane with teeth/with teeth that weren’t worn down to jagged points